Tiger Stripe Jorts
Walked out in these bad boys for a workout and my wife says "WTF are those?" I replied, "It's called FASHION babe, look it up." I then proceeded to destroy that workout, and walked away in style (and victory). Contrary to what she says, camo LITERALLY goes with everything, and this Vietnam era Tiger Stripe Jort is no different. Grab yourself a pair, and the stretch will pull you out of a deep squat like a Huey lifting you to safety while blaring Creedence's "Fortunate Son". Dammit, I love these Jorts almost as much as I love this country.